Kate Mallery, Reporter

1. What do you do on a Friday night?

A. Study for the 2020 DECA regional conference

B. Hang out with friend

C. Study for the ACT

D. Promise to “hang out” with friends and then flake


2. Would you rather eat…

A. Hot Cheetos

B. Thai food

C. Hamburgers

D. Boba


3. When someone disagrees with you, you…

A. Tell them their opinion is “FAXX”

B. Walk away and act passive aggressively

C. Hit them with the facts of why their opinion is wrong

D. Go to Bol Park to “resolve your problems”


4. Where do you go at lunch time?

A. The art room

B. Off campus

C. Brunch line



5. When you are in a class and you have no idea what is going on you…

A. Sit in confusion silently

B. Annoy your friend

C. Go on Gunn Confessions

D. Go to the bathroom for too long


6. How do you choose your romantic partners?

A. Abs and money

B. Regular dating and courtship

C. Through elaborate mating rituals

D. Whoever’s ready for action is good

Mostly A’s: Pikachu

The surprised Pikachu is extremely innocent and confused by everything. They are so adorable and make great friends.

Mostly B’s: Lizard

Lizards are slightly reserved, but can be outgoing if necessary. They are also flexible and adapt well to their surroundings. They often surprise you with their quirkiness and sense of adventure.

Mostly C’s: Dragon

This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.

Mostly D’s: Snake

Snakes aren’t afraid to break the rules. They are fierce and won’t hesitate to get back at people who have wronged them. They are also extremely people savvy and self-aware.