
by Cheryl Kao
Compiled by Jack Mallery
Do you like teaspoon?
No
Yes
Maybe, I’ve never really had it
I would rather go to a Bernie Sanders rally
What is your personality
Isolated
Warm/Friendly
Sarcastic and cynical
Basic
Do you like to watch movies?
Movies are for the weak
Every so often
About once a week
Are you kidding me! Of course!!
Have you ever worn white shoes?
Never
Sometimes, but not every day
I buy new ones every time mine get dirty
Shoes have colors other than white?
What is your go-to snack?
Fruit
Any cheese
Wheat things
Low-calorie anything
Who is you favorite celebrity?
Ben Affleck
Jennifer Lawrence
Morgan Freeman
Beyonce
Which cartoon character would you marry?
Eric Cartman
Mr. Crabs
Minnie Mouse
Stewie Griffin
Which color?
Red
Blue
Green
Fuchsia
Did you watch the presidential debates?
No the election is rigged anyway
Yes, i love to stay updated on politics
Yes, with a bucket of popcorn
What’s the point without Bernie?
Mostly A: Grapefruit Garden (An orange thing)
Mostly B: Paradise Lime (You’re preppy and classy)
Mostly C: Virgin Mojito (You think you’re edgy)
Mostly D: House Milk Tea (This is a pretty basic drink)