Hero costume

It’s a well-known fact that many high schoolers undergo superhero transformations. You could brew a solution in Dr. Mellows’ chemistry class that turns you into the next Spider-Man; you could inhale smoke from one of our numerous wildfires that triggers your transformation into a Hulk-like creature. Should you be in such a situation, it’s imperative that you have a disguise or costume to change into at school so you can keep your identity a secret while fighting crime. As you’re planning your outfit, keep a few things in mind: first, wigs and shades aren’t going to cut it anymore in this day and age. Seriously, they don’t fool anyone. Reconsider the Spandex, too—it’s a little overrated. Try something different. And finally, in the words of Edna Mode, no capes. They’re too much of a liability and anyway, they’re too flashy. Other than that, you’re good to go.