Turf wars have existed for all of human history. Since the dawn of man, disputes over territory have been major causes ofphysical conflict. A fight of this sort oc- curred just last month on campus. “Bench Wars,�...

It’s the classic high school movie: the main character, a nobody who has recently gained popularity, attends their first house party. They walk into the house and the hits are blaring through a speaker, red Solo cups a...