Humor: school backpack essentials

We’ve all been there: that one itch you can’t seem to reach. Your classmates watch as you grow increasingly desperate, scrabbling at your back, your limbs flailing haphazardly. Conversation becomes stilted; solving a trig equation or recalling an English vocabulary word becomes difficult. After awhile, you become delirious...is anything real? It’s hard to distinguish between reality and the itch-induced...

It’s a well-known fact that many high schoolers undergo superhero transformations. You could brew a solution in Dr. Mellows’ chemistry class that turns you into the next Spider-Man; you could inhale smoke from one of our numerous wildfires that triggers your transformation into a Hulk-like creature. Should you be in such a situation, it’s imperative that you have a disguise or costume to change...

As a Gunn student, it’s your duty to stay informed. What’s the best way to do so? Keep the latest issue of The Oracle, Gunn’s student newspaper, on hand. The Oracle covers issues relevant to the student body, with topics ranging from on campus construction to students’ summer experiences to what you should have in your backpack (wink wink). This issue even includes a map if summer break has...