Compiled by Jack Mallery
- Do you like teaspoon?
- Maybe, I’ve never really had it
- I would rather go to a Bernie Sanders rally
- What is your personality
- Sarcastic and cynical
- Do you like to watch movies?
- Movies are for the weak
- Every so often
- About once a week
- Are you kidding me! Of course!!
- Have you ever worn white shoes?
- Sometimes, but not every day
- I buy new ones every time mine get dirty
- Shoes have colors other than white?
- What is your go-to snack?
- Any cheese
- Wheat things
- Low-calorie anything
- Who is you favorite celebrity?
- Ben Affleck
- Jennifer Lawrence
- Morgan Freeman
- Which cartoon character would you marry?
- Eric Cartman
- Mr. Crabs
- Minnie Mouse
- Stewie Griffin
- Which color?
- Did you watch the presidential debates?
- No the election is rigged anyway
- Yes, i love to stay updated on politics
- Yes, with a bucket of popcorn
- What’s the point without Bernie?
Mostly A: Grapefruit Garden (An orange thing)
Mostly B: Paradise Lime (You’re preppy and classy)
Mostly C: Virgin Mojito (You think you’re edgy)
Mostly D: House Milk Tea (This is a pretty basic drink)