Quiz: What Teaspoon Drink Are You?


by Cheryl Kao

Compiled by Jack Mallery

  1. Do you like teaspoon?
    1. No
    2. Yes
    3. Maybe, I’ve never really had it
    4. I would rather go to a Bernie Sanders rally
  2. What is your personality
    1. Isolated
    2. Warm/Friendly
    3. Sarcastic and cynical
    4. Basic
  3. Do you like to watch movies?
    1. Movies are for the weak
    2. Every so often
    3. About once a week
    4. Are you kidding me! Of course!!
  4. Have you ever worn white shoes?
    1. Never
    2. Sometimes, but not every day
    3. I buy new ones every time mine get dirty
    4. Shoes have colors other than white?
  5. What is your go-to snack?
    1. Fruit
    2. Any cheese
    3. Wheat things
    4. Low-calorie anything
  6. Who is you favorite celebrity?
    1. Ben Affleck
    2. Jennifer Lawrence
    3. Morgan Freeman
    4. Beyonce
  7. Which cartoon character would you marry?
    1. Eric Cartman
    2. Mr. Crabs
    3. Minnie Mouse
    4. Stewie Griffin
  8. Which color?
    1. Red
    2. Blue
    3. Green
    4. Fuchsia
  9. Did you watch the presidential debates?
    1. No the election is rigged anyway
    2. Yes, i love to stay updated on politics
    3. Yes, with a bucket of popcorn
    4. What’s the point without Bernie?

Mostly A: Grapefruit Garden (An orange thing)

Mostly B: Paradise Lime (You’re preppy and classy)

Mostly C: Virgin Mojito (You think you’re edgy)

Mostly D: House Milk Tea (This is a pretty basic drink)