Compiled by Megan Li and Yael Livneh
“During the night rally I screamed so loud I blacked out” - Class of 2018
“I always resented having an iPhone 4 until the day it was used in a scavenger hunt” - Class of 2018
“When I was a freshman, my first homecoming week was on crutches. The air bands...
By: Jack Mallery
Without a doubt, the Cleveland Cavaliers will reach the NBA Finals. First off, there’s the star player differences. Lebron James may be a total wimp who falls over when the wind blows, but the man is dishing out 34 points per game on average in the postseason this year, and you have...
By: Jack Mallery
Guys’ helmets need to have tilt, so you should be looking out the top bar. For the poor unfortunate souls that look out the middle bar, you have been diagnosed with second bar syndrome.
Flow Bucket is a fake hair attachment for guys that they put on the back of helmets if their hair...
As tasty, wholesome snacks enjoyed by all ages, Oreos are undeniably one of the most popular cookies in America. With so many people at the mercy of the two-toned, cream-filled confections, a world of Oreo-themed pranks opens up. One of such is the “Moldreo,” a moldy-looking Oreo whose name was endearingly...
Written by Bridgette Gong
“Every time I think of Black Friday, I have quite a laugh,” biology teacher Christina Woznicki said. A couple years ago, Woznicki spent her Black Friday hoping to get some good deals from Macy’s as she waited in a line to receive some coupons being handed out. “I was...
Compiled by Jack Mallery
Do you like teaspoon?
No
Yes
Maybe, I've never really had it
I would rather go to a Bernie Sanders rally
What is your personality
Isolated
Warm/Friendly
Sarcastic and cynical
Basic
Do you like to watch movies?
Movies...
Written by Shannon Yang
On one Ohio Thanksgiving, math teacher Jessica Hexsel’s family finished dinner early to line up at Best Buy. Though Hexsel didn’t need to buy anything,
she tagged along with her family to find a deal on a laptop. Upon arrival at 6:30 p.m., however, 100 people were...
