Which high-end brand are you?


Written by: Jack Mallery

1.) Pick a modern celebrity:

A) Dwayne “ the Rock” Johnson

B) Taylor Swift
C) Johnny Depp
D) Beyonce? Knowles

2.) Pick a movie:

A) “Baywatch” (2017)
B) “Mean Girls” (2004)
C) “OJ Da Juiceman: Got Juice?” (2009)

D) “ The Wolf of Wall Street” (2013)

3.) Pick the perfect vacation souvenir:

A) A skateboard from South America
B) A fake French accent from Paris
C) A hand-carved Australian boomerang

D) A chilled ice-cube from Canada

4.) What do you do in your free time?

A) Talk about your tough game against St. Francis

B) Binge an entire season of a Netflix Original show

C) Pose constantly—your entire life is a photoshoot

D) Drive around in an expensive car

5.) Pick a president to visit a waterpark with:

A) John F. Kennedy
B) Richard M. Nixon

C) Theodore Roosevelt

D) Ronald Reagan

6.) Pick a cool clothing item:

A) A simple shirt for skating with your boys

B) An expensive, oversized hoodie
C) A pair of sweet, round glasses
D) A side bag worth someone’s college tuition

7.) Pick a Hogwarts House:

A) Hufflepuff

B) Gryffindor

C) Slytherin

D) Ravenclaw

8.) Favorite campus hang-out spot?

A) The football track

B) The amphitheater

C) The Acorn Lounge

D) Off campus

9.) Pick a classic American novel:

A) “The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger

B) “The Great Gatsby” by F. Scott Fitzgerald

C) “The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck

D) “Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain